Burgers. I'd like a refund please. It's not even a game.

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Alright. So I got to play quite a few games that well.. Suck. From now on, No Go will be a new label for pretty bad games. No pictures, no long words or anything like that. Just short brutal truth.

Starting.... TODAY!

Burgers. They give you cancer and tighten your bowels.

I haven't quite gotten any of thse by literally playing this two year old hobo's belch, but here are my thoughts about the game:

Cons:

• Dull.
• Short.
• Unoriginal.
• Progression system is pointless.
• No replay values.
• Some modes do not work.
• It's bad.
• Really bad.
• Better donate that money to some charity or even buy a EA game.
• Boring.
• Bugged.
• Overpriced.
• Annoying controls.
• Annoying graphics and visuals.
• Controls are here to torment your soul for ages. Even with a controller.
• Selling your soul to the Devil.
• It takes 745 MB space on your HDD.  That's 190 720 Microsoft Word documents damnit! (on my pc average is about 4kb)
• Aliens. Cause F*ck you!
• No artistic cohesion. Even Ben Affleck in Star Wars playing a rogue jedi Jawa that becomes the most powerful fence painter ever by eating tacos has more artistic cohesion than this pile of 200 year old yoghurt cake.

Pros:

• Steam trading cards.